Mosey Dong

Mosey Dong, sometimes referred to as Charmen Moa, is one of The Four Hoarsemans and a communist. He is based off of Mao Zedong (or Chairman Mao), who, incidentally, was an actual communist..

Mosey Dong was the president of Asia for some time. He once boned Pearl Harbor, which resulted in America nuking him. This prompted Mosey Dong to change his name to Charlie for some reason. He then fought Sara's grandfather in Vietnam. Upon his death, his Lesban dotter Kimmy Jonquil stepped up as president, up until her death recently.

He was brought back from the dead by Satin in Chapter 12 of the original as one of the four worst communists in history as well as one of the four hoarseman. He was introduced doing the Ganon Style dance. In Chapter 14, Mosey Dong reclaims his position as president of Asia becuase of rigged elections.

In Chapter 16, Mosey Dong arrived at the Smash Mansion riding on Godzela and with an army of samurais and ninjas. The entire ninja, Mosey Dong included, was later defeated by Sra.

In chapter 19, his DNA, along with those of King Jorge the Turd, Hitler, and all the other communists, was used in the making of Goalith.