King Jorge the Turd

King Jorge the Turd is one of The Four Hoarsemans and a communist. He is based off of King George III.

Two thousand years ago, he was the king of Britishland at the tie when Jesas and Jorge Wussington teamed up to found America. It is believed that King Jorge the Turd was the reason soccer is called football in Britishland so that real American football doesn't get played there. King Jorge was also the one who crucified Jesas, only to be killed by Jorge Wussington to make America free.

He was brought back from the dead by Satin in Chapter 12 of the original as one of the four worst communists in history as well as one of the four hoarseman. In Chapter 14, King Jorge managed to be elected King again when Mikey Moose was allowed to vote.

In Chapter 14-2, he and the British army attack Sara and co. while on their way to Chickfela. The army manages to corner Sara to the point of killing Link, but Sara manages to defeat the British army and kill King Jorge the Turd. His death resulted in the British army having no reason to fight Sara anymore.

In chapter 19, his DNA, along with those of Chairman Mao, Hitler, and all the other communists, was used in the making of Goalith.